craplos:

ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.

me: makes a mistake
me: thinks about mistake every night for the next 7 years

kawhoru:

trust me i know all about that hardcore gang life. i watched an episode of durarara once

r-crispy:

unwrittenlaw5:

do you ever just finish a book or tv show and then

All the time

diagondaley:

buttgenie:

i hate when a teacher is genuinely funny and i’m the only one in the entire classroom that laughs at their jokes since everybody i go to school with are distasteful heathens

#especially those sarcastic witty teachers who have amazing comebacks but everyone is fucking moronic and not intelligent enough to understand the beauty of what theyre saying and i get so upset

c4cti:

i was reading though littleaphheadcanons and i think found one of my favourites

meanwhile

gayoak:

(whispers) its a-ok to rely on fictional characters to get you through your life bc life is hard ok if it makes you happy stick w/ it and anybody who says otherwise can go fuck themselves (pets u gentlee)

mishaoverlord:

deadpai:

fellowship-of-the-superwholock:

peaceismyname:

didntyouhaveaflamingsword:

biffan:

supernatural subtitles

YOU’RE MISSING MY FAVORITE ONE:

these are tears streaking down my face people

WHAT ABOUT THE HISSES AT LUCIFER ONE

icantthinkofacreativetitle:

eifi-kissu:

HAHAHAHAHA

apparently 12 potato = $1.1bn now

those are some very expensive potato

(Source: onemindarmy)

super-wholock-avengers:

badassrosetyler:

runrosetyler:

dying can wait.

#Awh look it’s Team TARDIS together again #Okay well kind of#One regenerated into a cute little puppy #One’s possessed by a bitchy trampoline #And the last is billions of years old and just a giant face#STILL #OT3 for life 

THAT TAG^

(Source: prustens)